Gravity wave

I love weather, I love storms and clouds, and hope to one day take a turn as a storm chaser. I had never heard of a “gravity wave” in the clouds before.

$63,000,000,000 billion?

I always knew there was something I didn’t trust about Michael Vick. Thanks to Jonathan Lee Riches for shining some light on all the wrongs that Vick has committed against him. To think, had I not read this filing, I never would have know that Vick:

• Violated this man’s rights under the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th amendments (really, the second amendment? how did he affect your right to bear arms?)
• Attempting to sue for $63 billion, he actually managed to sue for $63 billion billion (backed by gold and silver by the way)
  • $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 – I know player’s salaries are ludicrous, but come on
  • Assuming my math is correct, that is 1300 times more than the combined Gross Domestic Products of every country in the world in 2006!
• Vick stole two dogs
  • Damaged RFID chips
  • Fought the dogs
  • Sold them on ebay
• Bought missles from IRAN (didn’t see that coming, did you)
• Pledged allegiance to Al-qaeda
• Subjected him to microwave testing
• Used drugs in school zones
• Is “in the business of” illegal steroids
• Managed to “physically hurt feelings” (I’d pay money to know how this is even possible)
• Is ordered to stop “dashing my hopes”

Wow. Reading that lawsuit was undeniably the highlight of my day. I am a little sorry that Vick will have to spend real time and money fighting these slanderous and obviously false claims, but it brought a little humor to my day.