Reason #58 it is cool to work where I do:

We won an “essay contest” from Edy’s Ice Cream.  So what you say?  Edy’s wheeled in a freezer filled to the brim with Edy’s Dibs ice cream.  Needless to say, many people around here are pretty happy about that.  (Thankfully I’m not a big ice cream fan, cause that would just be dangerous…)